UK: The Weekly Subtitled Cinema Listings! Oct 28th 2004.

From: Subtitles @ your local cinema - Oct 28, 2004

Subtitled Cinema:

Alfie, Finding Neverland, Alien vs Predator, Shark Tale, Princess Diaries 2
and more...

It's Thursday, around lunchtime, so it must be...
The Weekly Subtitled Cinema Listings!
Oct 28th 2004.

Listings below.

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Subtitled and audio described cinema enables people with less than perfect hearing or vision to enjoy film presented in its original and best form - the cinema.

Almost a quarter of UK cinemas (128) can now screen most popular releases with subtitles & audio description.

New accessible cinemas:
Bath, Cornwall, Hull, Ipswich, Middlesbrough, Nottingham.
Full list here:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/dts.and.dolby.list.html

Can't be bothered to read all this email?
Visit the website and bookmark YOUR LOCAL AREA ONLY:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/index.2.html

Been to a show? Feedback please! Just reply to this email.

Bath resident? Have we got a treat for you!
5 top subtitled films:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/bath.html

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Alfie subtitled (15)

Jude Law reinvents the smooth, debonair character with a carefree attitude towards life that Michael Caine made famous in the 1966 classic film of the same name.

London - Finchley Road Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:50pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8:40pm

London - Kingston Surrey Odeon
Mon 1st November at 1.00pm
Tues 2nd November at 3.30pm Wed 3rd November at 6.00pm

London - Wimbledon Odeon
Tues 2nd November at 9.30pm

Banbury Oxfordshire, Odeon
Tues 2nd Nov at 8.15pm

Bath Odeon
Sat 30th Oct at 3.20pm Wed 3rd Nov at 6.10pm

Bracknell UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 1.20pm Mon 1st Nov at 6.20pm

Cambridge Cineworld
Sunday 31st Oct at 4.50pm Monday 1st Nov at 7.10pm

Cheshire Oaks Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:20pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8:10pm

Edinburgh Lothian Road Odeon
Sunday 31st October at 3.50pm Tuesday 2nd November at 6.10pm

Gateshead UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 1.00pm Mon 1st Nov at 5.50pm

Grimsby Odeon
Monday 1st Nov at 8.45pm

Hatfield UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 12.50pm Mon 1st Nov at 6.20pm

Leeds Ster Century
Wed 3rd Nov at 6.15pm

Leicester Odeon
Sunday 31st October at 1.45pm
Monday 1st November at 4.15pm Tuesday 2nd November at 6.45pm

Lincoln Odeon
Monday 1st November at 2.00pm, 4.30pm, 7.00pm, 9.20pm

Liverpool Odeon
Monday 1st November at 12.00pm and 5.00pm

Norwich UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 11.45am Mon 1st Nov at 5.15pm

Nottingham UGC
Sunday 31st Oct at 2.55pm Tuesday 2nd Nov at 7.55pm

Southport Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:15pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6:10pm

Swindon Cineworld
Mon 1st Nov at 8.20pm

Wolverhampton Cineworld
*Mon 1st Nov at 1.30pm, 3.50pm 5.00pm 6.10pm 8.30pm, 10.50pm
*double check with cinema - may be cancelled!

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Finding Neverland (12a)

Johnny Depp stars as 'Peter Pan' author J.M. Barrie. Also starring Kate Winslet.

London - Acton Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 1pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8.30pm

London - Shepherds Bush Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 1pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6pm

*Ashford Cineworld *CANCELLED!

Bristol (Cribbs Causeway) Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3.15pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6.10pm

Cambridge Vue
Tue 2nd Nov at 7pm

Doncaster Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 1pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6pm

Leeds Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 12.40pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8.10pm

Preston Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3.10pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8.30pm

Reading Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 12.30pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8pm

Watford Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 12.50pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6.10pm

IMPORTANT!
Due to an error by the films distributors, this film is NOT compatible with a large proportion of 'accessible' cinemas. Ones with the Dolby Screentalk system cannot screen this film. List of these cinemas here:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/dts.and.dolby.list.html

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Alien vs Predator subtitled (15)

During an archaeological expedition in Antarctica, a team of archaeologists and scientists find themselves caught up in a battle between the two legends. It soon becomes terrifyingly apparent that only one species can win...

London - Islington Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:50pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6:50pm

London - Stratford Picturehouse
Tue 2nd Nov at 2.30pm, 6.35pm

Bath Odeon
Thurs 4th Nov at 4.00pm

Bolton Vue
Sat 30th Oct at 1:30pm
Sun 31st Oct and Tue 2nd Nov at 6:10 and 8:35pm

Colchester Odeon
Thursday 28th October at 8.45pm

Dagenham Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:50pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6:20pm

Derby UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 11.40am Mon 1st Nov at 7.10pm

Dudley UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 10.40am Mon 1st nov at 7.10pm

Guildford Surrey Odeon
Thurs 28th Oct at 6.20pm

Hartlepool Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:20pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8:20pm

Hereford Odeon
Mon 1st Nov at 8.50pm

High Wycombe UCI
Mon 1st Nov at 7pm

Newport, Isle of Wight Cineworld
Mon 1st Nov at 7.20pm

Sheffield Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:20pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6pm

Shrewsbury Cineworld
Mon 1st Nov at 7.15pm

Telford UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 11.30am Mon 1st nov at 7pm

Over 120 UK cinemas can screen all these films with subtitles - please ask them to! (locations here: http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/locations.html)

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Shark Tale subtitled (U)

Oscar is a smooth laid back fish who reckons himself a bit of a ladies man. But when mistaken for killing a shark called Lenny, the shark's father - Don Lino - pledges to hunt him down... Finding Nemo meets The Godfather in this enjoyable family comedy from the creators of Shrek.

London - Fulham Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:30pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8:15pm

London - Kingston Surrey Odeon
Thurs 28th Oct at 8.00pm
Fri 29th, Sat 30th and Sun 31st October at 11.00am

London - South Woodford Odeon
Mon 1st November at 12.10pm, 2.30pm, 5.10pm, 8.10pm

London - Uxbridge Odeon
Sat 30th Oct at 10.45am Thur 4th Nov at 6.00pm

London - Wandsworth Cineworld
Sun 31st Oct at 1.10pm & 5.30pm Mon 1st Nov at 1.10pm & 5.30pm

Banbury Oxfordshire, Odeon
Thurs 28th Oct at 3.45pm Thurs 4th Nov at 6.00pm

Basingstoke Ster Century
Wed 3rd Nov at 2.30pm, 5pm, 7.30pm

Bath Odeon
Mon 1st Nov at 1.40pm, 6.00pm

Birmingham Odeon
Thursday 28th October at 11.15am, 1.20pm, 3.30pm, 5.35pm, 7.40pm
Thursday 4th November at 11.15am, 1.20pm, 3.30pm, 5.35pm, 7.40pm

Blackpool Odeon
Tuesday 2nd November at 12:00pm, 2:15pm, 4:30pm, 6:45pm, 9:00pm

Bournemouth Odeon
Mon 1st Nov At 6.00 8.20
Tues 2nd Nov At 1.00 3.30 Weds 3rd Nov At 1.00

Brighton Odeon
Mon 1st November at 6.00pm

Bromborough Odeon
Thursday 28th October at 4.10pm Tuesday 2nd November at 4.10pm
Thursday 4th November at 4.10pm

Cambridge Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 11:50am

Canterbury Odeon
Wed 3rd November at 6.00pm

Chelmsford Odeon
Wed 3rd November at 12.45pm, 3.10pm, 5.35pm, 8.00pm

Cheltenham Odeon
Sat 30TH Oct at 4.10pm
Tue 2ND Nov at 8.50pm Thurs 4TH Nov at 1.50pm

Colchester Odeon
Tue 2nd November at 3.30pm Thur 4th November at 6.00pm

Coventry Odeon
Tuesday 26th October at 10.15am, 12.30pm, 2.45pm, 5pm, 7.15pm, 9.30pm
Tuesday 2nd November at 12.30pm, 2.45pm, 5.00pm, 7.15pm, 9.30pm

Dublin Ireland UGC
Saturday 30th October at 10.20am

Edinburgh Lothian Road Odeon
Sunday 31st October at 4.10pm

Grimsby Odeon
Thurs 28th Oct at 4.40pm Friday 29th and Saturday 30th Oct at 4.30pm
Monday 1st and Tuesday 2nd Nov at 12.50pm Wednesday 3rd and Thursday 4th
Nov at 2:40pm

Hastings Odeon
Wed 3rd November at 6.45pm

Hereford Odeon
Monday 1st Nov at 4.40pm, 7.00pm

Huntingdon Cineworld
Sunday 31st Oct and Monday 1st Nov at 3.30pm

Maidstone Odeon
Mon 1st November at 1.30pm

Oxford Odeon
Mon 1st Nov at 1.00pm Tues 2nd Nov at 3.00pm

Plymouth Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 1pm Tue 2nd Nov at 5:40pm

Portsmouth Odeon
Thurs 28th Oct at 3.30pm
TUES 2nd NOV at 6:30pm THUR 4th NOV at 3:30pm

Portsmouth Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 12:10pm Tue 2nd Nov at 9:15pm

Salisbury Odeon
Mon 1st Nov and Tues 2nd Nov at 1.25pm

Southampton Odeon
Sun 31st Oct at 11.30am
Tues 2nd Nov at 9.45pm Thurs 4th Nov at 7.15pm

Southend Odeon
Wed 3rd November at 12.45pm, 3.10pm, 5.35pm, 8.00pm

Stoke on Trent Odeon
Mon 1st Nov at 11.30am, 12.45pm, 1.45pm, 4.30pm, 5.15pm, 6.45pm, 7.30pm,
9.40pm

Taunton Odeon
Tues 2nd Nov at 1.35pm Thurs 4th Nov at 5.45pm

Tunbridge Wells Odeon
Thu 28th October at 2.00pm

Worcester Odeon
Fri 29th Oct at 11.25am Sun 31st Oct at 8.55pm

Yeovil Cineworld
Mon 1st Nov at 6.30pm

Exclusive! Batman Begins, Alexander, subtitled trailers:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/subtitled.trailers.html

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The Princess Diaries 2 subtitled (12a)

In this sequel, Mia (Anne Hathaway) travels to Genovia, the European country of which she is princess. As she learns the ins and outs of running a small country, Mia is faced with the possibility of being set up in an arranged marriage or losing her title...

Bath Odeon
Sat 30th Oct at 12.35pm

Cardiff UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 4.45pm Mon 1st Nov at 7.20pm

Guildford Surrey Odeon
Fri 29th Oct at 5.35pm Sat 30th Oct at 11.40pm

Huddersfield UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 10.45am Mon 1st nov at 6.50pm

Leeds Ster Century
Sun 31st Oct at 3pm

Newcastle Odeon
Tuesday 2nd November at 11.25am, 1.55pm, 4.30pm, 7.00pm

Norwich Ster Century
Tues 2nd Nov at 6:40pm

Thurrock Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 1:15pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6:10pm

Workington Plaza cinema
Sun 31st Oct at 1.00pm, Mon 1st Nov at 3.30pm
Wed 3rd Nov at 5.50pm

York Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 3:10pm Tue 2nd Nov at 8:20pm

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Exorcist: The Beginning subtitled (15)

London - Croydon (Purley Way) Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 1:30pm Tue 2nd Nov at 6:50pm

Guildford Surrey Odeon
Sun 31st Oct at 12.05pm Tues 2nd Nov at 6.00pm

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Layer Cake subtitled (15)

London - Uxbridge Odeon
Wed 27th Oct at 9.00pm

London - West End Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 4:00pm
Wed 3rd Nov at 6:30pm

Bradford NMPFT
Sunday 21st November at 3pm

Newcastle Odeon
Tuesday 2nd November at 9.20pm

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Bride and Prejudice subtitled (12a)

London - Greenwich UCI
Mon 1st Nov at 6pm

London - Uxbridge Odeon
Sat 30th Oct at 1.15pm Thur 4th Nov at 8.40pm

Birmingham Star City Vue
Sun 31st Oct at 12:30pm Tue 2nd Nov at 5:55pm

Milton Keynes Cineworld
Sunday 31st Oct and Monday 1st Nov at 6.45 and 9.15pm

Rugby Cineworld
Sun 31st Oct at 3pm, 7.35pm
Mon 1st Nov at 7.35pm

Over 120 UK cinemas can screen all these films with subtitles - please ask them to! (locations here: http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/locations.html)

Three years cinema going for a fiver! (for carers).
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/cea.card.html

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Five Children and It subtitled (U)

London - Greenwich UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 10.35am

Manchester Filmworks UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 12.50pm
Mon 1st Nov at 7.20pm

Norwich Ster Century
Thurs 28th Oct at 5.30pm

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Inside I'm Dancing subtitled (15)

Exeter Picturehouse
Sat 30th Oct at 2.30pm, 6.45pm

Maidenhead UCI
Mon 1st Nov at 7pm

York City Screen
Tue 2nd Nov at 1.45pm
Thurs 4th Nov at 6.45pm

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Wimbledon subtitled (12a)

London - Kingston Surrey Odeon
Thurs 4th November at 9.00pm

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White Chicks subtitled (12a)

London - Uxbridge Odeon
Wed 27th Oct at 6.35pm

Bath Odeon
Fri 29th Oct at 6.20pm

Manchester Trafford UCI
Sun 31st Oct at 12.15pm Mon 1st Nov at 7.30pm

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13 Going On 30 subtitled (12a)

London - Kingston Surrey Odeon
Thurs 4th November at 9.00pm

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Stage Beauty subtitled (15)

Glasgow Film Theatre (GFT)
Tue 26th Oct at 6.50pm Wed 27th Oct at 3pm

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Cold Mountain subtitled (Jude Law, Nicole Kidman)

London - Barbican Cinema
Sun 7th Nov - time tbc.

Over 120 UK cinemas can screen all these films with subtitles - please ask them to! (locations here: http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/locations.html)

Want accessible cinema in your town? Deadline extended!
All cinemas now have an opportunity to become fully accessible - for free! (practically...)
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/grants.html

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Hero subtitled (12a)

Martial Arts action. In Mandarin with English subtitles. This film will be subtitled wherever it is shown. Most cinemas are screening it. Chances are it's on in your local cinema on many dates, at many times. Click here for shows in your area: http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/hero.html

The critics say: An exemplary feat of filmmaking ... Swooningly beautiful, furious and thrilling ... you'll be left speechless ... While action is the main attraction here, one also savors moments of sustained silence ... dazzling and spectacular ... an exemplary example of visual poetry

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And don't forget National Schools Film Week 2004

This year's National Schools Film Week (NSFW) will feature around 900 free UK-wide screenings. 13 of them will be accessible (subtitled):
Shark Tale, Shrek 2, Brother Bear, Bride and Prejudice, King Arthur, Spiderman 2
Full details here: http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/nsfw.html

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And don't forget

The Times / BFI 48th London film Festival Wed 20 Oct - Thurs 4 Nov 2004
Four subtitled and audio described screenings.
The Manchurian Candidate, Millions, Pizza, The Plague and Accident
Full details here:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/the.times.bfi.04.html

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And don't forget

The Cardiff Screen Festival 2004
13th - 16th Nov 2004

Three subtitled and four
audio described screenings.

The Manchurian Candidate subtitled
Millions subtitled
Enduring Love subtitled

Full details here:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/cardiff.festival.html

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Foreign language films with English subtitles:

Old Boy (18), The Motorcycle Diaries (15) I'm not scared (15)
The Barbarian Invasions (18) Zatôichi (18)
Bon Voyage (12a) Bad Education (15)
Ju-on: The Grudge (15) Nathalie (15)

Click here to find shows in your area:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/foreign.subtitles.html

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We are sorry to report that The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, Saw, Anchorman, Open Water and Super Size Me will NOT be available in an accessible format. The distributors of these films have decided NOT to make them accessible.

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"It is not tragic to have a disability.
Disability only becomes a tragedy
when society fails to provide
the things one needs to lead one's life"
(Anonymous)

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Also on the website:

Complete our two minute survey to win cinema tickets or the new fully subtitled Star Wars Trilogy on DVD!
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/survey.html

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IMPORTANT!

Subtitles @ Your Local Cinema receive accessible listings directly from cinema head offices, but we can take No responsibility for postponed or cancelled shows.

If cinemas inform us of changes, we will tell you via this website, which is updated daily. If they don't inform us, we can't inform you.

Many cinemas schedules are "SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTIFICATION". Sometimes the files necessary for a subtitled or described film are not delivered to the cinema on time (they are separate from the film - on a disc).

The only way to be 100% sure is to check with the actual cinema before you plan a visit. But DOUBLE check, preferably with a manager. We recommend that you should always request confirmation that a show is definitely on.

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Also on the website:

Spread the word: free information cards:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/spread.the.word.html

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Coming soon: Unless indicated otherwise the following films will ONLY be released in the DIGITALLY SUBTITLED format:
Bridget Jones 2, Alexander and many more. Visit the website and bookmark your local area!

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More info:

These days almost all films are only released with 'digital subtitles', which means that they can only be screened in cinemas with digital subtitle facilities. There are over 120 of these cinemas in the UK. Locations here: http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/locations.html

It is hoped that at least another 150 cinemas will be equipped with subtitle and audio description facilities in 2005. If that happens, around half of UK cinemas will be accessible to people with hearing or visual impairments.

For this to happen, cinemas need to apply for a government grant. So it's important to let cinemas in your town know how much you need subtitles. Please inform cinemas in your area of this offer - the deadline for applications has been extended - it's now 10th December 2004. Full details on this grant scheme here: http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/grants.html

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We cannot 'force' a cinema to enable people with less than perfect hearing or vision to enjoy their services, we can only ask them to. And we do, constantly. It's our job to create awareness of the problem, suggest solutions, and to empower people to do something about it.

We recommend that people contact cinemas in their local area and request better access for people with sensory impairments. Request that they become 'accessible', by installing a digital subtitle system. Cinemas in your area now have an opportunity to become fully accessible to people with sensory impairments for very little financial outlay.

And it's not enough to just install the system. Cinemas with the system should screen regular subtitled shows, at suitable times.

Cinemas should view the subtitled shows as they do disabled ramps, lifts, loop systems etc. - NOT there to make a profit, but to enable people in their communities, who need a little extra help, to enjoy a cinemas' services.

If a cinema needs more info, direct them to our website - there's info on government grants available, digital systems available, where to purchase and more.

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It's rare that a film is released in a form that all cinemas can screen - the 'older' form of subtitling. Apart from foreign language films, the last one was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. The vast majority of future cinema releases will ONLY be available with subtitles in the digital format from now on.

Once these cinemas have the subtitle 'files', they can overlay subtitles onto the latest films. They don't need a 'special' subtitled print. The system can be turned on and off - similar to teletext subtitles on TV, so the screen can be used for non-subtitled shows too.

The system can also broadcast audio description, for visually impaired people. The on-screen action is described in detail through personal headphones. This feature has no affect on an audience's enjoyment of a film and can be left 'on' all of the time. Every show can be an audio described show. Cinema audio description is also ONLY available in the digital format.

Each 'access' system costs less than an average cinemas weekend takings on a major film - less than £10,000. For a limited time, grants are available to cinemas. Every cinema with the system installed is able to show the subtitled version of an available film when they please.

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Ideally, cinemas that become accessible would show one or more different subtitled films every week, with at least one daytime and evening show through the week, and a couple of daytime and evening weekend shows.

This would vastly improve on the 'old' subtitling system in which a couple of subtitled film prints were 'toured' around cinemas, resulting in some cinemas having to screen a Christmas movie the following February. That 'touring' problem was also the reason why a subtitled film usually only played for one day only - it had to be delivered the next day, to the next cinema down the line. The new system enables many cinemas to screen a subtitled show many times, over many weeks, at popular times, simultaneously.

Any queries, please don't hesitate to contact us:
subtitles@yourlocalcinema.com

You can read news articles on the subject here:
http://yourlocalcinema.com/press.html

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As soon as cinemas schedules are announced for new films, they will be listed on our website - please DON'T wait for the next weekly email – CHECK the website often! Important reschedules, time changes etc. are posted on there as soon as they are announced. You can bookmark your nearest subtitle equipped cinema listings page.

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On the website:
Every subtitled film: previous, now showing and on the way - New films, locations, dates and times added regularly.
View listings by region - more added as they become available.
Video game, Theatre and DVD extra feature subtitles.

Everything you need to know on the subject:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/news.html

Recent press reports on accessible cinema:
http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/press.html

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If you are visually impaired and require audio description listings only, please email us at: ad@yourlocalcinema.com or visit the audio described section at http://www.yourlocalcinema.com/ad.html
'Talking' website, and 'web over phone' enabled.

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Subtitles @ your local cinema are the only listings service created exclusively for accessible cinema. Our service can be found wherever there is internet access - at home, the workplace, school, a library, an internet cafe, or the thousands of wi-fi spots and BT internet kiosks throughout the UK.

To be notified of new subtitled films, dates & times in your area every week, just contact us: You can enter your text/query/details on the website:
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You can also: Email us at subtitles@yourlocalcinema.com

Phone us on 0845 056 9824 (24 hrs a day, 7 days a week, local rate) Text
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The UK Film Council
CEA - Cinema Exhibitors' Association and the UK cinema Industry
FDA - Film Distributors' Association and UK film distributors
RNID - Royal National Institute of Deaf People
NDCS - National Deaf Children's Society
RNIB - Royal National Institute of the Blind
ITFC - Independent Television Facilities Centre Ltd.
DTS - Digital Theater Systems, Inc.
Dolby Laboratories, Inc

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